'THE SASQUATCH DANCE' Newly appointed Captain Virgil Hilts is having a difficult time playing politics with a rogue band of Sasquatches who are wreaking havoc on the West Coast. He might be able to keep the peace…if new recruit Gladys is betrothed to their King's son! Can Virgil maintain diplomacy while keeping his recruit-and his new title? Or is he doomed to get squashed by Sasquatches?